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MANAGER'S VIEW
Neil
Surprisingly fast and agile for someone who looks so slow and clumsy.
Adds some well-needed height to the bench.
Dave
I'll never forget how angry he was about losing in the 5-a-side.
That says it all about Dave.
He let 8 goals in in 10 minutes.
Alan
A genuine HPTFC legend.
No-one messes with Alan.
Rob
...........neeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww......
Just look at him go.
Banko
Ooh me toes, hot potato, futon, etc...
Milesy
Can usually be found sniffing around the edge of the box.
Plays football as well.
Rich
Good on the deck, and on the decks.
Speaks funny, eh.
Lee F
Half the player that Denis Irwin is.
Literally.
Lee B
Has gone from 3-a-side fame with 911 to 11-a-side obscurity with HPTFC.
Good move.
Charlie
Quiet. Lets his feet do the talking.
'Put some clean socks on' they say.
Inyang
Worries the oppostion like he worries the ladies.
He's the man.
Mike O
Surrender isn't in his vocabulary.
Neither is 'aardvark', 'quince' or 'obsequious'.
Gordon
Scottish and funny. Like The Crankies.
Chund
In his 10th season with HPTFC. Is now 102 years old.
Still faster than Rob.
SA Dave
The longest throw in the world.
Could reach the far post even if he still lived in South Africa.
Cocker
Possibly the most talented footballer in the team.
Penis-related surname.
Barry
Gives 130% every week.
Crap at maths.
Lewis
Has only played one game, so a bit too early to insult him just yet
Sirak
Was obviously thrown out of Sweden for being the unfittest person in the country
Gavin
Left.
Back.
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