Kevin Macmillan
Born 29.06.71
Joined HPTFC in 1992
Played centre back or centre midfield
Became Manager in 1994
Changed team to 3-5-2 formation and played sweeper
Lead team to Ist division title in first season as manager - the firsttrophy for HPTFC
Organised Club's first tour - to Butlins in Skegness
Fucked off to Australia the next season
Re-joined HPTFC in 1997 under manager Ted Heath
Played 3 seasons until 2000 when he fucked off to Australia again

Other notes of interest:
1. Loved every minute of it.
2. Would like to apologise to all the players' girlfriends and wives who Ioffended over the years.



Andrew Macmillan
"He's fat he's round he bounces on the ground: Andy Mac, Andy Mac etc....."

A once magical player (captained his school's 1st X1 and represented London schools in his leaner, fitter teenage years), whose skills and delicate touches really belonged in another era, is now plying his trade in a slightly dubious profession but is still dribbling, earning more than the average wage and frequently involved in matters of a disciplinary nature.

Joined HPT on a free towards the end of a glittering playing career and, to be perfectly honest, even the most loyal and forgiving HPT supporter couldn't say they saw the best of him during his relatively short stay. Other committments, coupled with a general malaise, saw his appearances restricted to a relatively low number which meant he was never regarded as an automatic choice by the manager (who was obviously biased in favour of players with lesser ability that he had signed personally).

Andy Mac was, though, always v proud to represent a club with such established christian traditions, but without all the bigotry and hatred associated with other teams steeped in religious history (except when Oxygen came to play!).